Archive for September, 2003

Monkey Denim

Tuesday, September 9th, 2003

I’ve picked up Lara’s habit of checking out what jeans people are wearing whilst we’re out and about. Like checking people’s trainers, this has become a bit of a compulsive habit for me, and I’ve come up with a theory which might explain this: I reckon that in our brains there’s a low-level social monitoring […]


Sunday, September 7th, 2003

The mornings are getting much darker now, and the feeling of summer having passed is becoming harder to ignore. New Scientist reckons that we could be in for a SAD (Seasonally Affected Disorder) epidemic this winter, with everyone having soaked up so much sunshine during our scorching summer. I would’ve thought that all the sunlight […]


Friday, September 5th, 2003

I’m already sick of hearing about David Blaine’s ridiculous starvation stunt in his suspended plastic box near Tower Bridge. It occurred to me yesterday that he needs to be taken down a rung or two, and that a Barbeque nearby would be a good idea: taunt the idiot with the smell of browning burgers. A […]


Thursday, September 4th, 2003

The site has been down because of problems with my terrible web hosting company, I am unimpressed with their service. When I’ve got the time to find a reliable and cheap alternative I’ll jump ship, but until then don’t be surprised if you find that the site is down. Portland have a forum for […]

Wedding Menu

Monday, September 1st, 2003

Okay, we’ve tasted the food, we’ve taken advice from everybody from Mothers to cab drivers, and we’ve thought through the permutations and consequences. Mostly though, we’ve relied upon the evidence of our own tongues, and have decided to change the main course option for Omnivores. The pork was nicer. Much nicer, in fact. Although the […]